You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
biotin changed my life: a memoir of my face and hair in the last seven months
I GOT ACCEPTED INTO MY STUDY ABROAD PROGRAM FOR THIS SUMMER I’M SCREAAAMMMMIIINNNGGGGGG
So I decided to try to not order food for the month of March. Mainly as a money saving thing with 221B con coming up and my finances still blown by katsucon, and also because the stuff I order is always junk food. I deleted all my carryout apps from my phone to make sure it didn’t happen, heck yeah saving money!
I told my roommate about this plan, and she was like “So basically, Lent.”
YOU NEVER ESCAPE CATHOLICISM. EVER. YEARS AND YEARS LATER, SOMETHING DEEP AND CATHOLIC BURIED WITHIN MYSELF ROSE UP AND WAS LIKE “HEY IT’S MARCH BITCH, TIME FOR SELF-DENIAL”