took a benadryll then started an essay i’m falling asleep with my eyessss opennnn

There’s something mystical in the gradual
decline. Like somehow I’m always trying
not to lose it in a Walgreen’s. So profoundly
unstable in a phone booth by the sea. I’m calling out
to the water, to weather, the graceless weight
of days.
Dillon J. Welch, “Confessional Poem (Please, Please),” published in Jellyfish. (via chazkeats);

hermionejg:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

They show this clip in World of Colour at Disneyland and every time I turn into a hysterical pile of tears. I can’t help it. It’s so sad. I’m not tearing up at tumblr. Poor Mufasa :(

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

hermionejg:

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

The only thing I like about Amazon is its prank reviews. And that’s not really Amazon.

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

burdge:

aww… every now and then, this still pops up on my dash. :’)

spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

miss-love:

if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

you’re the type of person this world needs

bless you

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

maggie-stiefvater:

gansey and adam enjoying a storybook

agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
Unknown  (via lullabysounds);

methodinit:

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caught a flash of a Hannibal episode. don’t think i can stop watching.